Rowboat, the talking rowboat

Rowboat, the talking rowboat
Rowboat the talking rowboat was born in Breakfast Place during Burny Week in Year 1. The evil magician Scary Foot was on the run from the Breakfast Place's special ops force, the Big Waffles, when his escape was blocked by a Random Lake!!!(trademark). As you know, Scary Foot, is highly allergic to Random Lakes!!!(trademark), so he jumped into a rowboat lying nearby. His Scary Feet sprung a leak, and the scary sludge that poured out brought the rowboat to life. Rowboat brought Scary Foot to the Murder Area Border and bid him "good day" before scooting off to the Boat Cavern, where he became extremely depressed after hearing the woeful tales of Rottie the Rotting Metal Boat.